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  1. ejacutastic:

kill the imposter
ejacutastic:

kill the imposter
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    ejacutastic:

    kill the imposter

    (Source: blaaargh, via mosbiusdesignss)

  2. megaparsecs:

    i just wanted to put this out there since im sure it’ll get written about differently tomorrow. 

    (via mymompickedthisurl)

  3. the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

I need these for the zombie apocalypse
the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

typette:

zeedikay:

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

And it would still get stuck in my hair…

now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about
EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

I need these for the zombie apocalypse
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    the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

    typette:

    zeedikay:

    drcabl3:

    jessicreep:

    kittydoom:

    A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

    Um yes!

    I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

    And it would still get stuck in my hair…

    now THIS is what I’m fucking talking about

    EDIT: IT FUNCTIONS AS A FUCKING ORANGE PEELER, AND EVEN A LAMP IF YOU HAVE A STRING AND SOME OIL. SERIOUSLY???

    JUST IN CASE YOU APPARENTLY NEED AN EMERGENCY ONE FOR RELIGIOUS SERVICES?

    I need these for the zombie apocalypse

    (via mosbiusdesignss)

  4. chanandlerb0ng:

    kawaiirostam:

    [aziz ansari voice] :D

    I CAN HEAR HIM

    (Source: liampayneisafuckboy, via mosbiusdesignss)

  5. I HATE when girls swear

    riverclans:

    snarftheconquerer:

    It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

    shut the fuck up

    (via brattylifts)

  6. Philly with these freaks.
    Philly with these freaks.

    (Source: mastersons)

  7. mr-noodle-arms:

    willycheesesteak:

    Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy - Dancing Groot

    “Baby Groot dancing is 100 percent me. I was too embarrassed for anyone to be there, so I made everyone leave the room and I set up a camera and I videotaped myself dancing. Then I sent the video to the animators and had them animate over that. I begged them not to leak the video! Two of my closest friends came to an early screening and said ‘Hey, I recognize those moves! That’s you dancing isn’t it?!’” - Vin Diesel

    (via recoveringtopanga)

  8. 1nd2rd3st:

    ridge:

    do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

    750,324 people whose mama taught them right

    (via recoveringtopanga)

  9. ladragonaria:

    Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

    (via thesirjordan)

  10. smilingslowly:

    spookywhiteghost:

    fuckinglesbian:

    princessnausicaa:

    my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

    except that

    they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

    so whenever they see my mom

    they pee

     laughed for a solid five minutes

    behaviorism gone wrong

    Pavlov is laughing in his grave

    (via be-golden)

  11. purplespacecats:

    Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

    What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

    (via recoveringtopanga)

  12. blo:

    ahegao-intensifies:

    This video makes me more happy than I can put in words

    this is my all time most favourite vine

    (Source: vinebox, via shitfuckidk)

  13. fahbulus:

    taking selfies with my friends like

    image 

    (via be-golden)

  14. gabifresh:

    take no shit 2014

    (Source: gatissed, via claracupcakes)